Jacket Urban Outfitters | Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays | Pants Mom’s Daks | Shoes New Look

Back in Warsaw now.

I think I may have pretzel-jinxed my planeride home – look we actually got pretzels this time. Hey, at least gimme something Italian to end my Roman Holiday, like a 21-gun salute out of the country with pasta flying out of the rifles…

Jacket Zara | Dress worn as top H&M | Pants Urban Outfitters
Shoes DIY studded Vitnage | Bag Pollini | Scarf Fabric from Clothhouse

I went fabric shopping the other day, searching for a new 1m to fling around my neck and call it a scarf. Ended up getting some black sheer fabric for a skirt idea, bit of soft black leather for leather garter maybe and a metre of khaki army-esque fabric for the neck.

Now watch me fail with the sewing machine.

Doris, my sewing machine, chainsmokes and spits in the flowerpot. The area under her armpit is always dark and she wears mules around the house. We do not get along very well.

Coat Zara Scarf Urban Outfitters Pants All Saints Shoes Topshop
Bag DIY Studded Vintage Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays

Random boy jumped into my sacred outfit shoot. In two years’ time he will see this post over his girlfriend’s shoulders and say hey that’s me and they’ll get into a fight about why he was with another girl.

The jeans are actually light blue with curry stain-like yellow spots in places as part of the design. No wonder I picked it up from All Saints for £17. Noone picks up anything from AllSaints for that price.

Dramatic excuses like my boiler turned into a hunky man so I had to go on emergency caribbean cruise.

Jacket Korea Tshirt Muji Belt Zara Pants Urban Outfitters Shoes Asos.com Bag Topshop Scarf DIY

S: I’ve found a new way to curse without cursing! What the folder!

M: No no, that’s too nice, how about What the fire!

S: What the Forrest Gump?

M: What the Finsbury Park?

S: What the finger!

M: Yeah? What the frappuccino! beat that, woman.

Always a healthy conversation with le boyfriend. (He doesn’t really call me woman, dude sometimes though)

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