I've moved on...
...to a different domain. Why, what were you thinking? The truth is, I just woke up one day and decided it's time for a change—a metamorphosis, if you will; or, in layman's terms, if Britney can shave her head, then maybe so can I? Nevertheless, it's been a rather handsome 10 years of talking to you, and thank you for putting up with all my moodswings and terrible dad jokes. Fear not! The hormonal imbalance and jokes are more terrible on CUBICLE, see you there.

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Jacket Vintage Fur Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays Pants All Saints Shoes H&M Bag Pollini

That’s the most attention I’ll get from a dog, I’m afraid. Either that or object of desire. Oh I need me a clingy puppy that cleans its own poop and does my laundry.

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I won this little Paul & Joe eyeshadow+nailpolish set from a random-select giveaway at the delightful Luphia Loves… blog! (Thanks Tina!) These are the most pink items I’ve ever owned in my adult life, methinks. You see, I take Vitamin Awww in pills but I guess this could do for a natural healthy dose.

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Coat Zara Scarf Urban Outfitters Pants All Saints Shoes Topshop
Bag DIY Studded Vintage Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays

Random boy jumped into my sacred outfit shoot. In two years’ time he will see this post over his girlfriend’s shoulders and say hey that’s me and they’ll get into a fight about why he was with another girl.

The jeans are actually light blue with curry stain-like yellow spots in places as part of the design. No wonder I picked it up from All Saints for £17. Noone picks up anything from AllSaints for that price.

Dramatic excuses like my boiler turned into a hunky man so I had to go on emergency caribbean cruise.

Let me share some shopping links, I shall make this visit of yours productive.

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I Don’t Like Mondays

Not the prettiest prices but their sale can be good.

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Dr Martens Solid Colour Oki-Ni

Is it wrong to want these? I want some wtf shoes.

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Topshop Stud Detail Shopper £85

Or a pink bag?

I actually went to Topshop to feel this lady up, and found out it’s actually really heavy. It’s those items if you found on ebay the shopping costs would be bigger than the item price. It’s not that pretty in real life anyway. £85 well saved. Not that I have £85.

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Diesel AW09 photo stolen from IS MENTAL thanks

This made it clear that I do want to wear my underwear outside my pants, just need to find the right garter belt that doesn’t look like grandma’s panties. White linen may look good on white jeans. Thoughts? everything sounds good on paper anyway.

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Tulle Petticoat dress Ebay shop Rock n roll Years

That’s a good ebay shop for tulle dresses.

Tomorrow is another deadline, so no sleep again I guess. I think I may be in love with my typography tutor though. Not disclosing his name in here because I know everyone googles their name at one point in time and I would like to graduate peacefully thanks.

Secret tip to pretty visitors that actually read: Emma Cook boots are coming into Topshop on the day before the day after tomorrow plus another 3 days minus 1. You figure it out MYUAHAHA.

Saturday. Don’t tell anyone. And I have first dibs. Lay off the peach and white pair!

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Blazer Vintage Tommy Hilfiger Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays Jeans H&M Shoes Asos.com

That’s not dandruffffff, it’s pissin’ rainin’!

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Taro. Right off Canarby street somewhere…

Today: (with Ellen. I’m so sick of you)

– Churchie church

– Walked into topshop and mocked the ‘infected’ jewellery section (neon yellow, pink and blue jewellery are back apparantly??). If I was more stealth I’d have taken some photos but then they’ll think I want to copy their ‘design’. puke. Oh wait, we have that convenient online shop thing, right, duh: example pukage

– Got lost somewhere in bellyregions of centralish London somewhere near Regent Street and found Mr. Taro, where waitress couldn’t figure out why we needed two spoons for one ginger icecream dessert.

– Stumbled upon Japanese secondhand manga/bookstore, scored on secondhand Japanese ELLE Jan 2009 – except all the pages kinda smell like chicken teriyaki…

– Finally found SOHO redlight district. Check out those pretty pretty nekked ladies posters with dish boobies!

– Trickled into leicester sq through chinatown, gave customary visit to public ladies toilet and checked ellen’s weight: 233kg. Wuman, you’re underweight!

Got home and coloured nails Talluah style: skittles!

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    Weeehee, hope you all had a nice weekend :D

Jacket, Shoes H&M Scarf Solar Golf Pants Mum’s old DAKS Tshirt I Don’t Like Mondays

My parents’ closet and the attic is like a mini vintage store, except ITS ALLLL FREEEEE and they looove you for bringing their old clothes back to life. My mum also gave me a rabbit fur stole that she bought at a Polish market in 1992 for 9 ZLOTIES – thats like $3/£4.5, and the stole is custom made in Germany with premium furs. CRAZY.

Talking about crazy, these rings are so freaky I want them badd:

Mixko Boutique Ceramic Barby Ring & Gold plated Ceramic Villain Ring

And one more thing, Yoox.com is Saleing (Oui, it’s towtally a verb) like mad, I think I just spent £130 on these Chloé heels, I dunno, I’ll check again once my sanity returns. I wanted these, but when I’m spending that much, I’d rather get something more practical and walkable. Living in East London and travelling 45 minutes with public transport does not call for badass heels. Too frikkidy bad though.