I've moved on...
...to a different domain. Why, what were you thinking? The truth is, I just woke up one day and decided it's time for a change—a metamorphosis, if you will; or, in layman's terms, if Britney can shave her head, then maybe so can I? Nevertheless, it's been a rather handsome 10 years of talking to you, and thank you for putting up with all my moodswings and terrible dad jokes. Fear not! The hormonal imbalance and jokes are more terrible on CUBICLE, see you there.

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_001

Afternoon tea at the Connaught Hotel

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_002

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_003

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_005

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_007

Bag – Couronne. Shoes – Zara.

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_008

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_009

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_011

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_012

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_014

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_015

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_016

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_017

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_000

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_018

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_019

ParknCube_The-Connaught-Afternoon-Tea_020

Tropical-print cardigan – COS. Frill crepe bralet – Topshop. Pencil skirt – Next. Heels – Zara. Bag – Couronne. Bar necklace – Kirsten Goss Urban Edge.

“You look like an ambassador’s wife!”, Kit yelled as she found me sitting in a park bench waiting to go for tea at the Connaught. If I had spotted her first I’d have opened with “It’s my birthday, just today PLEASE lie about my how my new hair looks and tomorrow you can tell me I look like I need to pick up my two kids from football practice at 3pm”. Alas, I was immersed in trying to lure a squirrel with a crumb-looking stone and my new hair had curtained over my corner-eye – the first betrayal of many, I anticipate. So then we all went to tea, Honest Kit, an ambassador’s wife and her sidekick, the beautiful turquoise Couronne bag that looks like it could hold any political secrets. I guess today I had legitimate looks for the ‘Do you know who my husband is‘ or ‘I declare war on your café‘ card, if ever the need arose.The deal with the hair is, I’d gotten it permed and cut just over a month ago, but the style was so un-maintainable what with absolutely no blowdry skills whatsoever, I went back in for a shorter length where Mrs Jackie had thrown in a blow dry as well. So, realistically, this style will NEVER appear again on the blog unless I magically give birth to an intern who will just help blow dry at 7:55am before I leave the house at 8. I came home and told the hubby the story about my new title, and he just said “you just look like a ‘wife’ to me”. Well, thanks, you both.

By the way, and it feels wrong of me to push this to the side, but the Afternoon tea was heavenly. What a treat! The Connaught Hotel is no doubt one of my few favourite luxury 5-star hotels in London, and while I’ve been around during cocktail hours (and learning how to make a wicked Old-Fashioned with Editer), I hadn’t tried the afternoon tea at the Espalette. Well, no wonder as around 3-4pm everyday I’m hitting back alleys in search for the fifth and final caffeine fix of the day or a bag of Haribo to inhale. The scones are warm and soft – let that be your reason to go. Butter that scone, if you know what I mean.